Matthew, Mark, and Luke, and John.In Trump’s Mar A Lago john, (with assorted classified documents)Not for reading but for sale,Paying…
Once again, Donald Trump has been reprieved.His bond is reduced and he feels relieved.He had a whole month to pay…
Trump’s finances aren’t looking sunny;His sphincters are all getting runny.Found guilty of fraud,(His records were flawed.)And Tish James says, “Show…
Vlad Putin touts his nuclear erection,Thus, farting in our general direction. (1)Does he think Trump will win our next electionAnd…
Donald Trump likes Hitler’s rantings but not Kimmel’s joking. (1)And Kimmel’s riposte to Trump’s tweeting left poor Donald choking.Donald Trump…
Trump wants to be a dictator, a word that starts with, “dic.”He’s halfway there already, for Donald acts like a…
Is Donald Trump demented? Listen to his scrambled speech.Have Donald’s brains been scrambled? Has he been injecting bleach?While Trump flirts…
Chorus:Help Trump stay out of jail.Though he is fraudulent.Keep Donald out of jail,Make him the president.Trump must not go to…
The cookies are missing; who emptied the jar?It had to be Biden; a foul Democrat.Two “Jims” found a witness, who…
Republicans all stand in line to kiss the Donald’s ass,Then register for Tucker Carlson’s Putin-worship class.They’re showing us they don’t…