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Category: Donald at the Bat

“Rigged” Elections?

July 20, 2026 Carol Baird

Well, Trump just gave a TV speech about election fraud.He claimed he cited evidence; but what he showed was flawed.What…

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High “T” Pete (1)

July 17, 2026 Carol Baird

Pete Hegseth needs the fiercest fighterTo fight for a fat nipple biter.His favorite hormone,High testosterone,Is found in a bareback bronc…

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Iran Snafu, July 13

July 15, 2026 Carol Baird

The Hormuz Strait is open? Closed? Depends on whom you ask.And Trump’s proposed a brand new grift that’s easy to…

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Donald’s Mishegoss (1)

July 10, 2026 Carol Baird

The jury said he did it and now Donald has to pay.With all appeals exhausted, there is nothing more to…

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Admonition to a Lover (1)

July 9, 2026 Carol Baird

Why so dilatory, lover?Prythee, why delay?All your groping did not move her,No cause for a stay.Prythee, why delay? Carroll told…

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A Nation of Migrants

July 5, 2026 Carol Baird

Migration to this continent, ten thousand years ago,Or twenty, even thirty: humans ever on the go,First walked across the Bering…

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Grift and Graft (Sing to “Jingle Bells”)

Carol Baird

Chorus:Grift and graft, grift and graft, Trump’s all grift and graft.When you’re standing close to him, graft’s fetid odors waft.Graft…

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Trump’s Week in Court

July 1, 2026 Carol Baird

Since Trump was found guilty of sexual abuse,And our highest court will not hear his appeal,It means, Donald Trump does…

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SNAFU

June 29, 2026 Carol Baird

Is Donald going crazy or was he already there?He says we must agree with him, or we’re not being fair.What’s…

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Housing vs Rigging Elections

Carol Baird

Trump trusts his gut, which does not give a shitFor housing costs, which made him throw a fitWhen Congress passed…

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