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Donald Is Losing His Marbles - In meadows, we hear birdies’ warbles;In Washington, Donald Trump garbles.One makes spirits rise;One signals demise,For Donald Trump’s losing his marbles. Our nation’s once great reputationIs trashed by this sad situation.For Trump fabricatesAnd Trump obfuscatesAnd exhibits bizarre ideation. As Donald Trump keeps up his trumping,The whole world can see that he’s… Read More
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- Thousands Flee Daytona Beach in Stampede Caused Entirely by Someone Crushing a Water Bottle May 11, 2026Spring break at Daytona Beach is, by design, not a place where calm prevails. But this past March, the chaos reached new heights when thousands of people stampeded across the beach in full panic mode, convinced a mass shooting was underway. Police, deputies, and onlookers scrambled. It was chaos. Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood would […]
- Jesus Appears in the Clouds Above a Philippine Basilica. Scientists Suggest It May Be a Cloud. May 11, 2026Devotees attending Mass at the Basilica Minore of Our Lady of Penafrancia in Naga City, Philippines were treated to what many are calling a miracle: a cloud formation, visible in the sky immediately after the service ended, that appeared to bear the face and figure of Jesus Christ. Photographs and videos went viral. Worshippers sang. […]
- Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth Asks God to Help Kill Iranians at Monthly Pentagon Prayer Meeting May 8, 2026The United States Department of Defense now holds monthly evangelical Christian worship services, which is a sentence that exists in 2026. At the most recent one, Secretary Pete Hegseth — who prefers the title “Secretary of War,” which is not a real title but here we are — opened his heart to the Lord and […]
- Florida Man Burns Down His House, Returns Hours Later to Burn More Things, Stabs Man Who Objected May 8, 2026Florida does not do things in half-measures. When William Michael Larsen, 37, of the Floral City area decided to burn his own house down, he committed fully to the bit. He burned it. He left. He came back. He burned again. A man attempted to stop the second fire. Larsen stabbed him. Following this sequence […]
- Florida Man Arrested in Walmart Dog Bed Section While Streaming His Own Arrest on TikTok May 4, 2026The American entrepreneurial spirit is alive and well, and it is hiding in the pet supplies aisle of an Englewood, Florida Walmart at 11 o’clock at night. Eighteen-year-old Isaac Hurley had a plan. A clear plan, a monetizable plan, a plan that required exactly one Walmart, one phone, and zero understanding of how burglary laws […]