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8647 (1) - Life started in the sea and now its sea shells speak to us. (2)The meaning in this number, Todd Blanche says, is scurrilous. (3)As “eighty six” and “forty seven,” they are treasonous.Is there a hidden meaning? Are these numbers ominous? Our numerologists tell us…this number is a prime.Is there a… Read More
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- Florida Man Arrested While Dressed as Chuck E. Cheese. In a Chuck E. Cheese. April 30, 2026Florida has given us a lot. But this one feels like a milestone. Jermel Jones, 41, was arrested inside a Chuck E. Cheese in Florida while wearing the Chuck E. Cheese mascot costume. He is alleged to have used someone else’s credit card to make purchases, which he did while dressed as a six-foot animatronic […]
- New York City Just Elected Its First Muslim Mayor and Some People Cannot Handle It April 28, 2026In November 2025, New York City — the largest city in the United States, home to 8 million people and approximately 400 different opinions per square block — elected 34-year-old Zohran Mamdani as its mayor. He is the city’s first Muslim mayor. Also its first South Asian mayor. Also a democratic socialist who beat both […]
- 69 Billion TikTok Views Later, Teens Have Decided Witchcraft Is a Personality April 24, 2026The kids are not alright. Or maybe they’re extremely alright, depending on your feelings about witchcraft. WitchTok — TikTok’s thriving occult subculture — has now accumulated 69 billion views. Billion. With a B. Teenagers are learning spell-casting, tarot reading, crystal work, and “manifesting” from their phones, and entire cottage industries have sprung up around Etsy […]
- America Finally Gets a Pope. He’s From Chicago. April 20, 2026For as long as anyone could remember, the conventional wisdom was that the United States — the world’s lone superpower — would never produce a pope. Too powerful. Too political. Too much of a lightning rod. The cardinals would never do it. Then on May 8, 2025, white smoke rose from the Sistine Chapel, and […]
- Florida Man Hides Gun Under Prosthetic Breasts at Construction Site, Claims Costume Party April 17, 2026We need to talk about Matthew Zaccarino, 39, of Florida, who was found alone in a vehicle on a private construction site in the early hours of December 14th, wearing a red lace bra, G-string, and a pair of prosthetic silicone breasts. Deputies discovered a loaded 9mm pistol on the floorboard. The prosthetic breasts, upon […]