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Donald Trump’s Leadership Style - How best to describe Donald’s war in Iran…The word “snafu” is a strong candidate. (1)It’s hard to deduce any rational planFrom news reports being broadcast to date. Is everything “fubar?” That’s Trump’s well-known style (2)When any problem is getting complex.Trump thought if he bombed Iran for a short while,There would… Read More

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  • America Finally Gets a Pope. He’s From Chicago. April 20, 2026
    For as long as anyone could remember, the conventional wisdom was that the United States — the world’s lone superpower — would never produce a pope. Too powerful. Too political. Too much of a lightning rod. The cardinals would never do it. Then on May 8, 2025, white smoke rose from the Sistine Chapel, and […]
  • Florida Man Hides Gun Under Prosthetic Breasts at Construction Site, Claims Costume Party April 17, 2026
    We need to talk about Matthew Zaccarino, 39, of Florida, who was found alone in a vehicle on a private construction site in the early hours of December 14th, wearing a red lace bra, G-string, and a pair of prosthetic silicone breasts. Deputies discovered a loaded 9mm pistol on the floorboard. The prosthetic breasts, upon […]
  • Florida Man Celebrates Birthday by Stealing a Tourist Train. On Meth. Picks Up Passengers. April 13, 2026
    Most people celebrate their birthday with cake. Maybe a dinner out. Jonathan Patrick Winslow, 57, of Key West, chose differently. On July 4th — his birthday, and also America’s birthday, which feels significant — Winslow approached a Conch Tour Train employee, claimed he used to work there years ago, and asked for “a tour.” What […]
  • CONFIRMED: Jesus Has Been Spotted at the White House Easter Lunch April 9, 2026
    We’ve been waiting years for an official White House Jesus sighting. It happened on April 1st. Yes, April Fool’s Day. We cannot stress enough that this is not a joke. At a White House Easter lunch attended by over 100 faith leaders, Trump’s personal spiritual advisor Paula White-Cain stepped to the mic and compared the […]
  • JD Vance Is Writing a Book Called “Communion” and We Have Questions April 6, 2026
    The Vice President of the United States — a man theoretically responsible for being one heartbeat away from running the free world — has announced a new memoir. It’s called Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith. It comes out in June. It’s 304 pages. He wrote it while in office. Let’s start with the […]