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Paying His Bills - Trump has a reputation for not paying what he owes.But now he wants to shower money like a fire hoseAnd pay his insurrectionists from 2021. (1)Is this because the president is planning a rerun? What Donald wants is power like Augustus Caesar had,Which he won in a civil war; to… Read More
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- Kids in Rwanda Claim They Saw the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus on a Power Pole August 15, 2026Two primary school students in Musanze District, Rwanda, were walking home when they say the Virgin Mary appeared to them holding the infant Jesus. Her chosen venue, according to the children, was first an electricity pole, then a nearby tree. Of all the infrastructure available to a divine being, she reportedly went with utility hardware. […]
- Palm Bay Woman Booked on New Felony After Cocaine Falls Out of Her During Jail Intake August 11, 2026Reagan Cox was already having a rough Saturday, having just been arrested for resisting an officer during a traffic stop. Things did not improve at Brevard County Jail, where a body scanner flagged an “abnormality” in her lower body area during intake. Deputies asked her to move. A plastic bag containing 3.8 grams of cocaine […]
- Judge Tells DOJ, for the Eighth Time, That It Cannot Just Have Everyone’s Voter Data August 8, 2026In a stunning display of a co-equal branch of government actually functioning, U.S. District Judge Claria Horn Boom dismissed a Department of Justice lawsuit demanding Kentucky hand over unredacted voter rolls, including residents’ driver’s license and Social Security numbers. Because apparently that needed to be litigated. Boom isn’t some rogue outlier here, either. She’s the […]
- White House Official Marks America’s 250th Birthday by Declaring the President Ordained by God August 4, 2026Nothing says “250 years of secular democratic government” quite like a sitting White House Deputy Chief of Staff announcing that the president was hand-picked by the Almighty. On July 4th, Stephen Miller took to X to inform the nation that “it is impossible to review the events of the last decade and conclude that it […]
- Man Sees the Antichrist, Crashes on I-75, Tries to Steal the Helicopter Sent to Save Him August 1, 2026Riley Ferrer, 28, was driving north on I-75 in Hernando County around 12:15 a.m. when he apparently locked eyes with the Antichrist. We don’t know what the Antichrist looks like, but whatever Ferrer saw was compelling enough to make him lose control of his pickup truck, veer off the road, and slam into a sedan […]