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Who Is Natalie Harp? - She tells him what he wants to hearSo Donald Trump keeps Ms. Harp near.What do we know of Natalie,This whisperer in Donald’s ear? A sycophant, dressed nattily,(Who’s criticized quite cattily.)She writes love letters, sings his praise,Like Trump’s the Man from Galilee. Is this true love or just a phase?Just glowing… Read More
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- Defense Secretary Compares Rescued Pilot to the Resurrection of Jesus Christ, Because Why Not August 25, 2026When a U.S. Air Force officer was shot down over Iran and rescued during Easter weekend, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had a choice: describe it as a well-executed 155-aircraft joint operation, or describe it as a religious event with a body count of zero and a callback to the New Testament. He chose the latter. […]
- Postal Worker Accused of Turning Her Mail Route Into a Stray Animal Recruitment Pipeline August 22, 2026A 77-year-old U.S. Postal Service worker in Martin County has been charged with animal cruelty after deputies discovered she had allegedly been collecting feral cats along her mail route and bringing them home. The final tally: 92 animals, 80 cats and 12 dogs, living inside a house with no air conditioning and up to a […]
- Scientists Officially Debunk the Baby Rattlesnake Myth That Fooled Everyone, Including Doctors, for 60 Years August 18, 2026Here is a fact you have probably repeated with total confidence at a campfire: baby rattlesnakes are more dangerous than adults because they can’t control their venom and “dump it all” in one bite. Here is the correction: that is completely false, and researchers at Loma Linda University just proved it with actual venom milkings. […]
- Kids in Rwanda Claim They Saw the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus on a Power Pole August 15, 2026Two primary school students in Musanze District, Rwanda, were walking home when they say the Virgin Mary appeared to them holding the infant Jesus. Her chosen venue, according to the children, was first an electricity pole, then a nearby tree. Of all the infrastructure available to a divine being, she reportedly went with utility hardware. […]
- Palm Bay Woman Booked on New Felony After Cocaine Falls Out of Her During Jail Intake August 11, 2026Reagan Cox was already having a rough Saturday, having just been arrested for resisting an officer during a traffic stop. Things did not improve at Brevard County Jail, where a body scanner flagged an “abnormality” in her lower body area during intake. Deputies asked her to move. A plastic bag containing 3.8 grams of cocaine […]