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Trump’s Projects - Did Donald first get a permit to build his gold ballroom?He started on his own say-so, is what we must assume.He tore part of the White House down on his authorityAnd claimed that our “security” was his priority. The Capital Planning Commission finally said, “yes,”To Donald’s self aggrandizement, at which… Read More
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- Pennsylvania Senator Says God Told Him Not to Run for Governor, Also Couldn’t Be Bothered to Endorse Anyone Who Is September 25, 2026Pennsylvania state senator Doug Mastriano, who lost the 2022 governor’s race in a landslide, announced via Facebook livestream with his wife that he would not be running again in 2026. The reason, he explained, was divine: “God has not called us to run for governor this year.” The couple say they prayed extensively before arriving […]
- Man Steals Tools From Work Truck, Gets Caught Riding Same Trailer On Camera The Next Day September 22, 2026On a Friday in Hillsborough County, someone broke into a parked work truck and made off with multiple bags of tools worth several hundred dollars, all caught on surveillance video, trailer and all. On Saturday, deputies spotted a man riding a bicycle down the road pulling that exact same trailer, in what can only be […]
- Texas ‘Psychic’ Who Promised to Remove Curses Couldn’t Foresee Her Own Indictment September 18, 2026Bridgette Doreen Evans, who also went by Jolene Travis, told her clients she could remove curses. Specifically, she convinced grieving and heartbroken people that their bad luck was caused by their own money, and that the only fix was to liquidate their assets and hand the proceeds over to her — in gold coins, or […]
- Asked If God Appointed Him President, Trump Says ‘I Hope It’s True’ September 15, 2026Asked directly whether he believed God had placed him in office “for such a time as this,” Donald Trump did not exactly reach for humility. “I hope it’s true,” he said. “All I’m going to do is, I’m going to do my best.” Then, apparently worried about jinxing it, he added: “I almost don’t even […]
- Broward Man Allegedly Ran 41 Fake Luxury Car Insurance Claims, Somehow Still Got Caught September 11, 2026Adam Otrok wanted to drive luxury cars he never bought with money he never had, so he allegedly did what any resourceful Broward County man would do: he filed 41 fake insurance applications for vehicles he didn’t own, using counterfeit identification, then canceled the payments and demanded refunds before anyone noticed the checks had bounced. […]