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Trump’s Diesel Deal - Trump just announced a deal; he said the USA will buyA lot of Russian diesel oil, increasing our supply. (1)So, Putin gets more money to support war with Ukraine,A war causing Zelensky and Ukrainians more pain. Zelensky said he needs details of Trump and Putin’s “deal.”As usual, we must question… Read More
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- Virgin Mary Allegedly Spotted in Rwanda, Church Launches the Paperwork October 11, 2026A group of children in northern Rwanda say they witnessed an apparition of the Virgin Mary, and within days the sighting had drawn thousands of pilgrims to the area, all hoping for a glimpse of something that, by definition, only a handful of kids actually saw. The Catholic Church, ever cautious about these things, has […]
- Florida Man’s Big Chipotle Date Turns Out to Be a Police Sting, Shockingly October 8, 2026A 52-year-old man showed up to a Delray Beach Chipotle expecting a romantic rendezvous he’d arranged online. What he got instead was a set of handcuffs, a felony arrest, and the mild indignity of getting caught on a livestream watched by strangers on the internet, because in 2026 even your worst life decisions come with […]
- 76-Year-Old Florida Man Just Wanted to Drive Drunk on Rum and Cocaine, Is That So Much to Ask October 4, 2026There is a certain kind of honesty that only comes from a man who has clearly stopped caring what anyone thinks of him. A 76-year-old Florida man, already driving on a suspended license, allegedly told deputies exactly what he’d been doing before they pulled him over: drinking rum and snorting cocaine, in what we can […]
- Florida Man Skips the Neighborly Chat, Goes Straight to Hiring a Hitman Over a Drone October 1, 2026Most people, when a neighbor’s drone buzzes their backyard one too many times, do something reasonable: complain to the HOA, put up a “No Drones” sign, maybe key the guy’s mailbox out of spite. A Florida man decided the appropriate response to a drone dispute was to allegedly offer a jail inmate $5,000 to kill […]
- Pennsylvania Senator Says God Told Him Not to Run for Governor, Also Couldn’t Be Bothered to Endorse Anyone Who Is September 25, 2026Pennsylvania state senator Doug Mastriano, who lost the 2022 governor’s race in a landslide, announced via Facebook livestream with his wife that he would not be running again in 2026. The reason, he explained, was divine: “God has not called us to run for governor this year.” The couple say they prayed extensively before arriving […]