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Sexual Misconduct - Some Congressmen, caught with their pants down, are forced to resign, (1)As was a prince in England, who was stepping out of line. (2)And lots of politicians overseas leave in disgraceFor sexual misconduct charges that they’re forced to face. For such behavior, Trump has been convicted twice in court,Both criminal… Read More
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- Florida Man Hides Gun Under Prosthetic Breasts at Construction Site, Claims Costume Party April 17, 2026We need to talk about Matthew Zaccarino, 39, of Florida, who was found alone in a vehicle on a private construction site in the early hours of December 14th, wearing a red lace bra, G-string, and a pair of prosthetic silicone breasts. Deputies discovered a loaded 9mm pistol on the floorboard. The prosthetic breasts, upon […]
- Florida Man Celebrates Birthday by Stealing a Tourist Train. On Meth. Picks Up Passengers. April 13, 2026Most people celebrate their birthday with cake. Maybe a dinner out. Jonathan Patrick Winslow, 57, of Key West, chose differently. On July 4th — his birthday, and also America’s birthday, which feels significant — Winslow approached a Conch Tour Train employee, claimed he used to work there years ago, and asked for “a tour.” What […]
- CONFIRMED: Jesus Has Been Spotted at the White House Easter Lunch April 9, 2026We’ve been waiting years for an official White House Jesus sighting. It happened on April 1st. Yes, April Fool’s Day. We cannot stress enough that this is not a joke. At a White House Easter lunch attended by over 100 faith leaders, Trump’s personal spiritual advisor Paula White-Cain stepped to the mic and compared the […]
- JD Vance Is Writing a Book Called “Communion” and We Have Questions April 6, 2026The Vice President of the United States — a man theoretically responsible for being one heartbeat away from running the free world — has announced a new memoir. It’s called Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith. It comes out in June. It’s 304 pages. He wrote it while in office. Let’s start with the […]
- Vultures Led Cops to a Suitcase Full of Human Remains at a Place Called “The Compound” April 3, 2026Only in Florida does a murder investigation begin with a wildlife tip. Palm Bay, Florida. A 19-year-old named Lucas Sander Jones allegedly did what any reasonable person does when faced with a body disposal problem: stuffed the remains into suitcases and left them in a remote area of the city known — wait for it […]