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A “Shakespearian” Sonnet on Selfishness - Unless Trump’s name is engraved on its wall,The Kennedy Center will be shut tight.Trump, in a hissy fit, just made the callThus, he has girded his loins for a fight. How many presidents with monumentsBuilt them themselves for displaying their name?Driven by narcissistic temperaments,Who, among them, was immune to the… Read More
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- Texas ‘Psychic’ Who Promised to Remove Curses Couldn’t Foresee Her Own Indictment September 18, 2026Bridgette Doreen Evans, who also went by Jolene Travis, told her clients she could remove curses. Specifically, she convinced grieving and heartbroken people that their bad luck was caused by their own money, and that the only fix was to liquidate their assets and hand the proceeds over to her — in gold coins, or […]
- Asked If God Appointed Him President, Trump Says ‘I Hope It’s True’ September 15, 2026Asked directly whether he believed God had placed him in office “for such a time as this,” Donald Trump did not exactly reach for humility. “I hope it’s true,” he said. “All I’m going to do is, I’m going to do my best.” Then, apparently worried about jinxing it, he added: “I almost don’t even […]
- Broward Man Allegedly Ran 41 Fake Luxury Car Insurance Claims, Somehow Still Got Caught September 11, 2026Adam Otrok wanted to drive luxury cars he never bought with money he never had, so he allegedly did what any resourceful Broward County man would do: he filed 41 fake insurance applications for vehicles he didn’t own, using counterfeit identification, then canceled the payments and demanded refunds before anyone noticed the checks had bounced. […]
- Appeals Court Rules the Quiet Part DHS Already Said Out Loud Counts as Evidence September 8, 2026Back in January 2025, the Department of Homeland Security put out a statement bragging that, under its new policy, “criminals will no longer be able to hide in America’s schools and churches.” It read like a tough-guy soundbite at the time. This month, a federal appeals court used that exact sentence as evidence against the […]
- California Pastor Says God Told Him To Run For Governor; California Says Where’s Your Tax Returns September 4, 2026Ché Ahn, a self-described “apostle” who leads a global network of more than 25,000 ministries, says he prayed until 4:30 in the morning asking God for a sign about whether to run for governor of California. The sign, as Ahn describes it, arrived in the form of a text message informing him he’d be getting […]