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Isn’t This Sedition? - Trump’s filed another lawsuit but that’s not the biggest news.The big news is the “settlement,” that’s basically a ruse(Of one point seven billion bucks) that Trump can use to paySupporters for their violence on Insurrection Day. (1) Some sixteen hundred insurrectionists were tried and jailed. (2)But Donald Trump has pardoned… Read More
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- Florida Man Brings Axe to Car Wash Dispute, Meets His Match in an 18-Year-Old Employee May 18, 2026Customer service can be a thankless job. The hours are long, the pay is modest, and occasionally a man named Bryce Thayer shows up at closing time with an axe. This is precisely what happened at the Tidal Wave Car Wash in Ocala, Florida, on March 8, 2026. Thayer, 36, arrived just as employees were […]
- Two Florida Men Transported a Dead Alligator on the Roof of Their Car, Having Apparently Considered Their Options May 18, 2026Anthony Buhl, 56, and March Chadwick, 57, were stopped by law enforcement in Florida while driving with a dead alligator on the roof of their vehicle. Upon being questioned, the pair explained that they had covered the animal with a sheet after learning — mid-transport, one presumes — that possessing an alligator is illegal in […]
- Pope Tells Pete Hegseth: God Is Not Listening to Your War Prayers, Actually May 15, 2026Pope Leo XIV, the first American pope and a Chicago-born Augustinian friar, has apparently been following the news. And he has some notes for Pete Hegseth. During Palm Sunday Mass at St. Peter’s Square, the pope addressed — without naming names, though the names were very clearly named — the recent trend of invoking God’s […]
- Soldiers Were Reportedly Told Trump Was Anointed by Jesus to Start Armageddon. Congress Has Some Follow-Up Questions. May 15, 2026More than two dozen Democratic members of Congress have formally requested an investigation into claims that U.S. military commanders painted the Iran war as rooted in Christian biblical prophecy — specifically, that non-commissioned officers were told that President Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon.” That […]
- Thousands Flee Daytona Beach in Stampede Caused Entirely by Someone Crushing a Water Bottle May 11, 2026Spring break at Daytona Beach is, by design, not a place where calm prevails. But this past March, the chaos reached new heights when thousands of people stampeded across the beach in full panic mode, convinced a mass shooting was underway. Police, deputies, and onlookers scrambled. It was chaos. Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood would […]