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Donald’s Latest Tantrum - Ms. Kristen Welker said a Trump supported candidateWon’t always get elected, which annoyed our Head of State (1)The truth of this is obvious, but Donald has complained. (2)He called up Brendan Carr to say that she must be restrained. (3) Trump’s peristalsis speeded up; his sphincters lost their tone,For, that’s… Read More
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- Local Man Chooses Superman Costume for Boat Burglary, Forgets the Part About Not Getting Caught September 1, 2026Somewhere in Hillsborough County, a man decided that if he was going to steal power tools out of a stranger’s boat cabin, he might as well do it dressed as the Man of Steel. James Tidwell allegedly helped himself to several items off a docked boat, and by all accounts felt so good about it […]
- Defense Secretary Compares Rescued Pilot to the Resurrection of Jesus Christ, Because Why Not August 25, 2026When a U.S. Air Force officer was shot down over Iran and rescued during Easter weekend, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had a choice: describe it as a well-executed 155-aircraft joint operation, or describe it as a religious event with a body count of zero and a callback to the New Testament. He chose the latter. […]
- Postal Worker Accused of Turning Her Mail Route Into a Stray Animal Recruitment Pipeline August 22, 2026A 77-year-old U.S. Postal Service worker in Martin County has been charged with animal cruelty after deputies discovered she had allegedly been collecting feral cats along her mail route and bringing them home. The final tally: 92 animals, 80 cats and 12 dogs, living inside a house with no air conditioning and up to a […]
- Scientists Officially Debunk the Baby Rattlesnake Myth That Fooled Everyone, Including Doctors, for 60 Years August 18, 2026Here is a fact you have probably repeated with total confidence at a campfire: baby rattlesnakes are more dangerous than adults because they can’t control their venom and “dump it all” in one bite. Here is the correction: that is completely false, and researchers at Loma Linda University just proved it with actual venom milkings. […]
- Kids in Rwanda Claim They Saw the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus on a Power Pole August 15, 2026Two primary school students in Musanze District, Rwanda, were walking home when they say the Virgin Mary appeared to them holding the infant Jesus. Her chosen venue, according to the children, was first an electricity pole, then a nearby tree. Of all the infrastructure available to a divine being, she reportedly went with utility hardware. […]