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The Nipple Twiddler - Is Trump a nipple twiddler, as the Epstein files revealed?The cover-up is breaking down because somebody squealed.His nipple-twiddling now exposed, what else do files report?Will Epstein’s files show Donald Trump regards sex as a sport? To twiddle nipples is no crime, unless the twiddleesAre underage or might object and then… Read More
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- U.S. Military Commanders Tell Troops God Anointed Trump to Start Armageddon June 11, 2026According to a formal complaint filed with a military watchdog group in early 2026, a U.S. military commander told his combat unit — men and women with guns and aircraft and the capacity to start or end things — that “President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to […]
- Orlando CEO Named His Company “Goliath Ventures,” Stole $328 Million June 8, 2026Christopher Alexander Delgado, 34, CEO of Goliath Ventures — formerly known as Gen Z Venture Firm, because there are layers to this — was arrested in early 2026 for allegedly running a $328 million crypto Ponzi scheme out of Orlando. He promised investors guaranteed monthly returns of 3 to 8 percent from cryptocurrency liquidity pools. […]
- Florida Man Tests Chick-fil-A’s “My Pleasure” Policy at the Drive-Thru June 4, 2026The Flagler County Sheriff’s Office arrested 33-year-old Luke Dudkewic in May 2026 after a teenage Chick-fil-A employee reported that while handing him his food through the drive-thru window, she noticed his genitals were exposed — along with, and we cannot stress this enough, a “blueish-green circular object” that she identified as a sex toy. Dudkewic […]
- Florida Man Blows Fentanyl in Deputy’s Face, Claims It’s Sugar June 1, 2026Jesse James McAuliffe of Ocala, Florida — a man whose name contains both a famous outlaw and a Chick-fil-A employee — was arrested outside a Publix in May 2026 after he blew a bottle cap full of fentanyl directly into a deputy’s face. His stated defense: it was sugar. To be fair, fentanyl does rhyme […]
- Congress Demands Investigation After Officers Report Being Told Trump Was Anointed by Jesus to Start Armageddon May 25, 2026More than two dozen Democratic members of Congress have formally requested an investigation into the Department of Defense after uniformed officers filed a complaint alleging that military commanders told them President Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth.” That sentence was […]