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Is Pete Drinking Again? - Is Secretary Hegseth now returning to the sauce?He’s giving crazy speeches that he thinks should please the boss.He’s speaking against “weirdos, beardos, wimps…” and all females.Could this be fueled by whiskey, wine, and beer, or Belgian ales? Does Donald like demented; does it make him comfortableTo see another Cabinet member… Read More
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- 76-Year-Old Florida Man Just Wanted to Drive Drunk on Rum and Cocaine, Is That So Much to Ask October 4, 2026There is a certain kind of honesty that only comes from a man who has clearly stopped caring what anyone thinks of him. A 76-year-old Florida man, already driving on a suspended license, allegedly told deputies exactly what he’d been doing before they pulled him over: drinking rum and snorting cocaine, in what we can […]
- Florida Man Skips the Neighborly Chat, Goes Straight to Hiring a Hitman Over a Drone October 1, 2026Most people, when a neighbor’s drone buzzes their backyard one too many times, do something reasonable: complain to the HOA, put up a “No Drones” sign, maybe key the guy’s mailbox out of spite. A Florida man decided the appropriate response to a drone dispute was to allegedly offer a jail inmate $5,000 to kill […]
- Pennsylvania Senator Says God Told Him Not to Run for Governor, Also Couldn’t Be Bothered to Endorse Anyone Who Is September 25, 2026Pennsylvania state senator Doug Mastriano, who lost the 2022 governor’s race in a landslide, announced via Facebook livestream with his wife that he would not be running again in 2026. The reason, he explained, was divine: “God has not called us to run for governor this year.” The couple say they prayed extensively before arriving […]
- Man Steals Tools From Work Truck, Gets Caught Riding Same Trailer On Camera The Next Day September 22, 2026On a Friday in Hillsborough County, someone broke into a parked work truck and made off with multiple bags of tools worth several hundred dollars, all caught on surveillance video, trailer and all. On Saturday, deputies spotted a man riding a bicycle down the road pulling that exact same trailer, in what can only be […]
- Texas ‘Psychic’ Who Promised to Remove Curses Couldn’t Foresee Her Own Indictment September 18, 2026Bridgette Doreen Evans, who also went by Jolene Travis, told her clients she could remove curses. Specifically, she convinced grieving and heartbroken people that their bad luck was caused by their own money, and that the only fix was to liquidate their assets and hand the proceeds over to her — in gold coins, or […]