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Ceasefire Agreement? - El TACO Grande has achieved the closure of the Strait. (1)Iran, the new gatekeeper, charges tolls to pass the gate.It rockets oil-rich neighbors, whom our forces can’t protect.With General Bone Spurs in command: our power has been checked. We still control some frozen funds; Iran says, “Give them back.”And Netanyahu… Read More

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  • CONFIRMED: Jesus Has Been Spotted at the White House Easter Lunch April 9, 2026
    We’ve been waiting years for an official White House Jesus sighting. It happened on April 1st. Yes, April Fool’s Day. We cannot stress enough that this is not a joke. At a White House Easter lunch attended by over 100 faith leaders, Trump’s personal spiritual advisor Paula White-Cain stepped to the mic and compared the […]
  • JD Vance Is Writing a Book Called “Communion” and We Have Questions April 6, 2026
    The Vice President of the United States — a man theoretically responsible for being one heartbeat away from running the free world — has announced a new memoir. It’s called Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith. It comes out in June. It’s 304 pages. He wrote it while in office. Let’s start with the […]
  • Vultures Led Cops to a Suitcase Full of Human Remains at a Place Called “The Compound” April 3, 2026
    Only in Florida does a murder investigation begin with a wildlife tip. Palm Bay, Florida. A 19-year-old named Lucas Sander Jones allegedly did what any reasonable person does when faced with a body disposal problem: stuffed the remains into suitcases and left them in a remote area of the city known — wait for it […]
  • 8 Million People Said “No Kings” on the Day We Celebrate a Guy Who Rode Into Jerusalem to Say Exactly That March 29, 2026
    On March 28th — Palm Sunday, for those keeping score — an estimated eight million Americans took to the streets in what organizers are calling the largest single-day protest in American history. The protest was called “No Kings.” Palm Sunday, in case you need the refresher, is the day Christians commemorate Jesus riding into Jerusalem […]
  • Holy SH!T May 24, 2023
    Did Cheesus toss one off? Or, maybe it really is just bird poop. The post Holy SH!T appeared first on grilledcheesejesus.com.