Would you be Trump’s “chosen one”?
Be assaulted, just for fun?
Grab you by your lady parts?
That’s how Donald says he starts. (2)
It’s the right of famous men;
Be on guard, if you’re a “ten.”

Donald’s rich and he’s a star.
In a dressing room or car,
Ladies let him have his way.
That’s what we’ve heard Donald say.
Molestation is his style;
Ladies take it, with a smile.

Lots of ladies said that Trump
Grabbed them with intent to hump.
They felt fingers poke and prod,
Learned that he is not a god.
That is what Trump likes to do
And he might do that to you.

We’ve learned porn stars and Playmates
Are preferred as Donald’s dates. (3)
If you’re not, then here’s the deal,
Donald still might cop a feel.
That’s the sort of things he’s done,
If you’re Donald’s “chosen one.”

(1) May be sung to “Rock of Ages,” Augustus Toplady, 1775-1776
(2) “Access Hollywood” tape, October 7, 2016, Donald Trump’s lewd remarks about what he does to women.
(3) Porn star, Stormy Daniels and Playboy Playmate, Karen McDougal, were both paid hush money to conceal his sexual encounters with them before the 2016 election. Trump was convicted in a New York court for the payments to Stormy Daniels because he did it to try to influence the election.