First, Stormy Daniels slapped Trump on his as;
Then Kamala handed his ass to him.
Trump, who treats women like they’re second class,
Just got an ass whuppin’ from one of them.

Daughter of immigrants, neither one “white,”
(Both of her parents though, were very smart.)
When Trump faced Kamala in a fair fight,
Her victory was a true work of art.

A child of immigrants faced Donald down,
Handled him easily in their debate,
Made him the butt of jokes in every town.
Trump’s only solace is to masturbate.

Hallucinating, Trump tells us he won.
Even Fox sycophants thought him unhinged.
Donald got broiled, and not just well-done:
Hamburger burnt; turkey tail feathers singed.

Musk thinks of Donald just like Putin does.
Trump can be bought with cash and flattery.
But his defeat set their cell phones abuzz.
How can they recharge Trump’s dead battery?

Then Taylor Swift endorsed Harris and Walz.
“Swifties” will register in droves and vote,
To help Harris break glass ceilings and walls.
So, in a sense, that may be “all she wrote.”

You might say Kamala ate Donald’s lunch.
Then, she spit it out; Trump’s taste is low class.
Donald’s a bully who can’t take a punch.
A child of immigrants just kicked his ass.