Donald Trump posted, “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT.”
As noted, he typed it out in ALL CAPS.
Swift endorsed Harris, and Donald was miffed.
Was what Trump posted a bad mental lapse?
Trump claimed Swift endorsed him, faked with AI.
But she told the world that she’d cast her vote
For Harris and Walz, exposing Trump’s lie.
That may not be all, but that’s what she wrote.
Her “Swifties,” on cue, flocked to register,
In hundreds of thousands; Donald’s hopes fell.
He sees an omen that’s quite sinister.
With these new voters, he will not do well.
When you tweet you hate their number one star,
You alienate all those who love her.
You’ll still win “bubbas;” you’ll still be their czar.
But you know that Swifties will not concur.
Poor Donald keeps stepping on his own dick,
Spewing out falsehoods is his whole campaign.
One might ask, “Is Donald mentally sick?”
Writing off Swifties implies a weak brain.
Vance made childless ladies all hate your guts.
And you can’t take back your Taylor Swift tweet.
Both female groups think that you’re a big putz.
Have you been working for your own defeat?
You and reality seem disengaged.
Are you as crazy as seems evident?
With these two voting blocs you have enraged,
It’s much less likely you’ll be president.