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Month: May 2026

Pusillanimous Pussyfooters

May 28, 2026 Carol Baird

“Pusillanimous pussyfooters” have made their return, (1)A moniker Mike Johnson and John Thune both clearly earn. (2)These “vacillating vicars,” staying…

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Posted in: Donald at the Bat, Rational Thought

Voting Rights

May 27, 2026 Carol Baird

Most southern states oppose Black voting rights.Their gerrymandered districts favor whites.They’ve resurrected Jim Crow from the grave,As racial bigotry once…

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Posted in: Donald at the Bat, Rational Thought

Congress

May 25, 2026 Carol Baird

You made it to Congress: Hooray! Whoop de doo!Now, isn’t there something that you ought to do?Our whole Constitution is…

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Posted in: Donald at the Bat, Rational Thought

Gun Control?

Carol Baird

Two angry young men tried to shoot up a school. (1)But a guard and two others kept them outside.These three…

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Compensation for Insurrection

May 22, 2026 Carol Baird

Trump’s mob at the Capitol, back on 1-6,Attacked the policemen with bear spray and sticks.When Biden took over, they all…

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Posted in: Donald at the Bat, Rational Thought

The Slush Fund

May 20, 2026 Carol Baird

Some Trumpists are upset with BidenAnd laws with which they were collidin’.They shit on the floorOf a corridorIn Congress with…

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Posted in: Donald at the Bat, Rational Thought

Isn’t This Sedition?

May 18, 2026 Carol Baird

Trump’s filed another lawsuit but that’s not the biggest news.The big news is the “settlement,” that’s basically a ruse(Of one…

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Posted in: Donald at the Bat, Rational Thought

Trump’s Mess

May 13, 2026 Carol Baird

Obama’s leadership achieved the JCPOA (1)Then Trump won his election and he threw it all away.Iran enriched uranium to almost…

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Posted in: Donald at the Bat, Rational Thought

Donald Is Losing His Marbles

May 11, 2026 Carol Baird

In meadows, we hear birdies’ warbles;In Washington, Donald Trump garbles.One makes spirits rise;One signals demise,For Donald Trump’s losing his marbles.…

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Posted in: Donald at the Bat, Rational Thought

Oh, Captain! My Captain!

May 7, 2026 Carol Baird

We’ve watched Trump screw the pooch, and then the dog pound;As our ship of state is now running aground.With Donald…

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