Donald at the Bat – Day 994, Would You Buy A Used Car From Donald Trump?

Day 994, Would You Buy a Used Car from Donald Trump?


Would you do all your deals like Donald Trump?

When tired of them, just toss them on the dump?

Kurds were allies yesterday

But now, Trump just walked away.

Would you buy a used car from Donald Trump?


Kurds did not stand with us at Bunker Hill (1)

And did not join the charge up San Juan Hill, (2)

Did not help at Normandy,  (3)

(Learned that from Sean Hannity,)

So Trump abandoned them; you know the drill.


Trump taught the world: don’t trust the USA.

When we sign treaties, we might walk away.

Trump thinks laws are to abuse

And that science is a ruse,

Two reasons that he’s leading us astray.


Before you sign with Donald, be aware,

Though you may have a contract, he won’t care.

Donald Trump negotiates

Just like Donald fornicates;

He’ll screw you, then he’ll claim he wasn’t there.


(1)  The Battle of Bunker Hill, an early battle of the American Revolutionary War, June 17, 1775.  Most of the Battle of Bunker Hill was fought on Breed’s hill, near Boston, Massachusetts.

(2)  San Juan Hill, or the Battle for the San Juan Heights, near Santiago, Cuba, was fought on July 1, 1898.  Teddy Roosevelt and his “Rough Riders” charged up the hill and won the day and shortly thereafter, the Spanish-American War.

(3)  The Normandy, France beachhead on June 6, 1944 was where the allies, notably the USA, Britain, and Canada, and six other countries, invaded the part of the European mainland still controlled by the Nazis and started the final push that ended WW II in Europe.