Day 946, The Chosen One
Is Trump the “King of Israel?”
Is he the “Chosen One?”
Did some punch ring the Donald’s bell?
Is his brain cooked, well-done?
When Trump is on the White House lawn
And talking with the press,
It seems his mind is all but gone;
It’s such a scrambled mess.
The thought that a recession nears
Just drives the Donald nuts.
But analysts have known for years
That Trump is “nucking futz.”
Spontaneous remission seems
An outcome with no hope.
And, nowhere in your wildest dreams
Could Trump be taught to cope.
Since narcissism captured him,
He feels no empathy.
His whole life is just ME or them
And never sympathy.
So, fond dreams of autocracy
From Donald’s scrambled brain,
Or Chosen One of prophecy,
Make Trump’s condition plain.
With Donald’s brains cooked like fondue
And Congress paralyzed,
We’re at a loss for what to do.
Could God’s choice be revised?