Donald at the Bat – Day 945, Donald’s Defending Guns Again (parody to “When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again”)

Day 945, Donald’s Defending Guns Again (1)


The Donald’s defending guns again,

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

When in the hands of white, Christian men,

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

Survivors and the wounded shout,

Gun deaths are what it’s all about:

Everyone should fear that we have too many guns.


Trump is reneging on background checks.

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

He’ll do what Wayne La Pierre directs.

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

No regulations, that’s the plan,

(The Second Amendment says we can,)

Everyone should know we’re not regulating guns.


Jew haters will still be buying guns.

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

White racists remain the murderous ones.

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

Though someone is a racist putz,

The Congress says, “Sell guns to these nuts,”

Everyone should know that bigots can still buy guns.


(1)  May be sung to “When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again,” a civil war song with lyrics by Patrick Gilmore.  The origin of the melody is uncertain.