Day 870, The Senate’s Constipation
The Senate is so constipated;
And Democrats are so frustrated;
McConnell has let nothing pass
Out of his right-wing Senate’s ass
But judges that Trump nominated.
McConnell’s style: total obstruction,
Complements the Donald’s destruction
Of all our standard social norms,
Thus giving us two perfect storms
And democracy’s deconstruction.
Since Mitch is intent on obstructing,
There’s no difficulty deducting
He simply cannot legislate
Much less, he also won’t debate
Bills anyone else is constructing.
Denying the Russian intrusion,
Maintaining there was no collusion,
Although it’s clear Russians infect,
Until now, no bills to protect
Have passed to curb Donald’s delusion.
We know Donald just wants attention,
By now an accepted convention.
Since McConnell closed up his shop,
We can see there’s nothing to stop
The Donald’s relentless ascension.
Kentucky’s not yet motivated
That Mitch has to be terminated.
But we know, if Mitch should return,
It means we’ll get further heartburn.
And anal squeeze still unabated.
Impeachment should be contemplated,
Perhaps Donald incarcerated.
But, if Mitch McConnell’s still there,
The first option above has no prayer,
The second, not even debated.