Day 1435, Rudolpho Giuliani (1)
Rudolpho Giuliani had an ever growing nose.
And, when he has been drinking, you would even say it glows.
All of the other lawyers cringe when they hear Rudy’s name.
He sullies their profession and they hang their heads in shame.
Rudy served Trump four long years, spreading slime and lies.
Biden’s win was fraud and crime,
Trump said, “Lie just one more time.”
So, they filed piles of lawsuits, each absurd upon its face.
Rudy could face disbarment; for that you could make a case.
Drunken stupor, Christmas Eve, Donald’s ghost appeared.
“Rudy, for your sleazy fight,
“I shall pardon you tonight.”
Then how the Trump base loved him
For undying loyalty,
You’ll go down in history!
(1) May be sung to “Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer.” Original story by Robert Lewis May, 1939. Song by Johnny Marks, 1949. The first recording was by Gene Autry and made him so much money he could buy half of Beverly Hills and a baseball team.