Day 1418, Free Gifts
I’ve never given Trump a dime,
Though he emails me all the time.
He asks help to defray the cost
To overturn the vote he lost.
He says we’ll overturn the vote
But, in the fine print, one can note
What happens to most of my cash;
Trump puts it in his private stash.
For forty five bucks, he’ll send me
A bauble for my Christmas tree,
A brand-new Christmas ornament,
The name of Trump, my president.
So I should not have any doubt
What Christmas season’s all about,
This extra-special gift for me,
For forty five bucks, it is “free.”