Day 1346, Onward, Christian Voters (tune: Onward, Christian Soldiers)
Onward, Christian voters, vote for Donald Trump.
Take your Christian values, toss them in the dump.
Donald is your Master, like Christ was before.
Put your Christian principles and loyalty at war.
Onward, Christian voters, help Trump end Democracy.
Wrap your Christian values in hypocrisy.
Onward, Christian voters, if you are pro-life,
Let’s forbid abortion for your neighbor’s wife.
You don’t like the government ruling what you do.
But you do not mind it, as long as it isn’t you.
Onward, Christian voters, although it may not be wise.
Though Trump bears false witness, we’ll support his lies.
Onward, Christian voters, we can all rely
On Trump’s words on Covid; most of us won’t die.
Covid mostly kills the old, poor, and colored folks.
There’s no need to wear a mask; that’s just a liberal hoax.
Onward, Christian voters; fight against apostasy.
Donald Trump will lead us to autocracy.