Donald at the Bat – Day 1265, Hurrah! Hurrah! (parody to ‘When Johnny Comes Marching Home’)

Day 1265, Hurrah!  Hurrah!  (1)


Trump hopes the bigots rise for him;

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

Not counting on the folks in STEM, (2)

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

The statues of our patriots,

(And that includes Confederates,)

Must be preserved, so bigots will vote for him.


Why would our good students vote for Trump?

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

When they see Donald on the stump,

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

His intellect’s vacuity

Inhibits his lucidity.

So intelligent folks will not vote for Trump.


The Covid has us deep in shit.

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

Trump says we’ll have to live with it.

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

The virus has gone on to spread

And scrambled up the Donald’s head.

His mismanagement has everyone in deep shit.


Trump’s businesses have gone bankrupt.

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

He pays off women whom he shtupped.

Hurrah!  Hurrah!

If you look at the evidence,

A story of incompetence,

Donald’s leadership has totally been bankrupt.


(1)  May be sung to “When Johnny Comes Marching Home,” lyrics by Patrick Gilmore, published under the pseudonym, Louis Lambert, 1863.  The melody is older and of uncertain origin.

(2)  STEM: Science, Technology, Engineering, Math.  These are increasingly common majors in universities today.  Trump’s largest voting bloc is white men without a college education.  Apparently, Trump also thinks that they are bigots, considering his increasing appeals to naked racism.