Donald at the Bat – Day 1262, Happy Birthday, USA (parody to ‘Happy Birthday’)

Day 1262,  Happy Birthday, USA  (1) 


Let’s assure Donald Trump

He looks great in a mask.

If he thinks he looks handsome,

He’ll wear one if we ask.


Fighting Covid 19

On the Fourth of July,

The example that Trump sets

Means more live or more die.


And to show where he stands

Everywhere that he goes,

Put a picture of Putin

Over Donald Trump’s nose.


To show what he believes,

When he visits the South,

Move the picture of Putin

So it’s over Trump’s mouth.


To remove every doubt

When he’s in Dixieland,

Use George Wallace, not Putin,

So we’ll all understand.


To show what he reveres

On the Fourth of July,

Praise Confederate statues.

Trump is their kind of guy.


(1)  May be sung to “Happy Birthday.” Melody attributed to Patty and Mildred Hill (1893.)  First published by Clayton Summy (1893.)