Day 1262, Happy Birthday, USA (1)
Let’s assure Donald Trump
He looks great in a mask.
If he thinks he looks handsome,
He’ll wear one if we ask.
Fighting Covid 19
On the Fourth of July,
The example that Trump sets
Means more live or more die.
And to show where he stands
Everywhere that he goes,
Put a picture of Putin
Over Donald Trump’s nose.
To show what he believes,
When he visits the South,
Move the picture of Putin
So it’s over Trump’s mouth.
To remove every doubt
When he’s in Dixieland,
Use George Wallace, not Putin,
So we’ll all understand.
To show what he reveres
On the Fourth of July,
Praise Confederate statues.
Trump is their kind of guy.
(1) May be sung to “Happy Birthday.” Melody attributed to Patty and Mildred Hill (1893.) First published by Clayton Summy (1893.)