Day 1202, Dr. Fauci’s Testimony
Trump won’t let Fauci testify
Before a House committee.
The person Trump wants to defy
Is Nancy, that old biddy.
The Democrats can rot in Hell;
They’re all so mean and nasty.
Trump knows that they don’t wish him well;
That’s why he’s feeling rasty.
But Fauci may now go and talk
To members of the Senate.
The reason Donald did not balk:
Republicans lead in it.
But Democrats will still be there
For Fauci’s testimony.
So Tony must take special care,
Discussing Trump’s baloney.
The data that we all have seen
Tell us a frightful saga;
The cases and death rates, obscene:
We do not look so MAGA.
With COVID cases on the rise,
Trump still claims we are copin’,
So governors should authorize
Our businesses to open.
But Fauci has said, “No, no, no,
“Don’t open prematurely.
“For all of our projections show
“We’re opening too early.”
Increasing cases, still more dead,
The trade that we are making:
Stock market points for COVID spread,
Means more lives for the taking.
Will Tony Fauci turn to toast
Once he’s through testifying?
For Donald likes to brag and boast
And fire all folks defying.
If Fauci can’t call strikes and balls,
(Birx: more accommodating)
We’re left with Donald’s brazen balls
And truth disintegrating.