Day 1033, Billy Barr (1) 

 

O, what have you done, Billy Barr, Billy Barr?

What have you done, rotund Billy?

It is clearly evident that you love the president;

He’s a crook, though; perhaps we need another.

 

O, what did you do, Billy Barr, Billy Barr:

O, what did you do, rotund Billy?

When the Mueller book came out, you expressed a lot of doubt,

Vlad and Donald had ever helped each other.

 

Will you blow up Mueller’s work, Billy Barr, Billy Barr?

Will you blow up Mueller’s work, rotund Billy?

Do you work for Putin too, just like Donald seems to do?

Do you serve us or do you serve another?

 

What have you covered up, Billy Barr, Billy Barr?

What have you covered up, rotund Billy?

We saw, when the whistle blew, you still stuck to Trump like glue.

There was bribery and bribery like no other.

 

 Where have your ethics gone, Billy Barr, Billy Barr?

Where have your ethics gone, rotund Billy?

For you will not prosecute folks we ought to execute,

Lots of crooks who all work with one another.

 

We just heard you give a speech, Billy Barr, Billy Barr.

We just heard you give a speech, rotund Billy.

Where you told the Federalists, Democratic communists

Are the problem, not Donald Trump.  Oh, brother!

 

Has Trump implicated you, Billy Barr, Billy Barr?

Has Trump implicated you, rotund Billy?

Did Ukrainians call you?  That’s what Trump told them to do.

Are you conspiring just like all the others?

 

Just what is your theory, Billy Barr, Billy Barr?

What is your theory, rotund Billy?

Is the president so strong, he cannot do any wrong,

To remain so, until we get another?

 

 Yes, is that your theory, Billy Barr, Billy Barr?

Is that your theory, rotund Billy?

Is Trump without legal flaws, president above all laws,

With immunity ‘til we get another?

 

And no matter what he does, Billy Barr, Billy Barr,

No matter what he does, rotund Billy,

If you see him shoot someone, is there nothing to be done?

Justice must wait until we get another?

 

Should you also be impeached, Billy Barr, Billy Barr?

Should you also be impeached, rotund Billy?

You facilitate a crook; it is quite clear when we look;

That’s collusion, just like most any other.

 

(1)  See the history of the nursery rhyme, “Billy Boy,” on Wikipedia.  There is a cute little melody to which this may be sung.