September 27, Facts Don’t Matter Anymore (1)
There you Trumpists go; you all defy
All the facts, instead believing Trump’s Big Lie.
Well, golly gee, what can’t you people see?
Do the facts and truth not matter anymore?
Do you remember voting in November,
How some states were tight but Trump lost that night?
Then Trump went crazy and your minds got lazy;
And that made the facts not matter anymore.
“Orange Jesus” caused an insurrection
He tried everything but still lost his erection. (2)
Now he spends every night; just thinking of new ways
To fool you.
Truth and reason have now both resigned;
Half of the country has just lost its mind.
The Donald’s playing them; and they still worship him,
Since facts don’t matter anymore.
There’s no use in even trying,
To save all the minds believing Donald’s lying.
Now he courts QAnon, that’s Donald’s latest con.
To fool you.
Do you think psychoanalysts would find,
That half the country has just lost its mind?
You don’t believe the news but Donald must pay his dues,
Since Trump is rotten to the core.
Yes, Trump is rotten to the core.
- May be sung to “It Doesn’t Matter Anymore,” written by Paul Anka and recorded by Buddy Holly in 1958. It was released in January, 1959. Holly was killed, along with Ritchie Valens and J. P. Richardson, “The Big Bopper,” in a private plane crash on February 3, 1959, (The Day the Music Died) just a month after this hit song was released.
- Prudes may substitute “election” for “erection.”