Immunity, immunity,
That’s Donald Trump’s petition.
Immunity, immunity,
And even for sedition.
If Trump should steal the silverware,
Or shoot someone, we shouldn’t care.
Immunity, immunity,
No need for Trump’s contrition.

Immunity, immunity,
Though laws may be contrary.
Immunity, immunity,
Trump says it’s necessary.
Will Donald get a reprimand?
Or, as a candidate, be banned?
Immunity, immunity,
That’s Donald’s sanctuary.

Immunity, immunity,
Is Donald Trump in dreamland?
Immunity, immunity,
Is Trump’s defense on quicksand?
Must we all learn to feel at ease,
When Trump’s committing felonies?
Immunity, immunity,
Give Donald Trump a free hand.

Immunity, immunity,
Forget the legal lines crossed.
Immunity, immunity,
The Ship of State is storm tossed.
If Donald Trump is back in charge,
Despite his crimes, he’ll stay at large.
Immunity, immunity,
Democracy will be lost.

(May be sung to, “O, Tannenbaum,” with an extra “Immunity, immunity” before the bridge.)