This week Trump read the Bible and sold tickets to the show,
A story of King Solomon, believers ought to know. (1)
The Lord spoke thus to Solomon: “Do all that I command,
“Or I’ll rain down my judgement on you all throughout the land.”
The Temple of King Solomon was built unto the Lord.
The Arch of Trump, which Donald plans, would be a self-award. (2)
A Temple to the One God or an arch to just one man,
Though Trump can’t see the difference, be sure the Lord God can.
White Christian Trumpists staged this reading, lasting for a week.
The politics behind it are that Trump is getting weak.
The purpose is to show the country who is in the right,
And naturally, the readers are all coming from the right.
There’s Paula White, Pete Hegseth, even Marco Rubio,
Who pray that God will help Trump win his new imbroglio.
“Unlikely,” says His Holiness, who’s seen Trump’s horoscope… (3)
It looks like Trump will hang himself; and we gave him the rope.
The ayatollahs in Iran think God is on their side.
And Trump thinks he is Jesus; that’s the blasphemy of pride.
Could both sides just disgust the Lord, whatever is His Name?
Why would He favor either, when they both deserve His blame?
The stupid plans of humans are just comical to God. (4)
Like Donald’s show of Bible reading. God can see the fraud.
Trump’s ego got him in this mess and now can’t get him out,
For Donald’s show of reverence is justly viewed with doubt.
The Lord God favored Solomon but still gave this advice:
“Don’t ever stray from My commands. You’ll pay a heavy price.”
Trump’s never heeded God’s commands and things have gone to Hell.
And now, some of his sycophants have heard the tolling bell. (5)
(1) II Chronicles 7: 11-22.
(2) Trump wants to build a triumphal arch in Washington that’s bigger than any
other monument in town.
(3) Pope Leo XIV said that God does not hear the prayers of warmongers.
(4) “Mann tracht un Gott lacht.” A relatively well-known Yiddish expression:
“Man plans and God laughs.”
(5) Even Tucker Carlson has just bailed out, following Marjorie Taylor Greene,
Megan Kelly, Joe Rogan, and others.