Day 880, Trump and the Polls
The Donald is in trouble in the polls.
They show him losing to five Democrats.
The numbers burn his guts like glowing coals,
For Trump does not do well digesting stats.
The Donald says his own internal polls
All show him winning, winning everywhere.
But then Trump’s numbers leaked to digging moles
And showed that Donald’s victories weren’t there.
And now we learn Trump’s pollsters have been fired
For showing, once again, that Donald lied.
They should have known the first day they were hired,
The truth is something Donald can’t abide.
It’s way too early to pick who will win
But polls show the deep trouble Trump is in.