Day 715
(May be sung to Dark As a Dungeon by Merle Travis)
Come all you young liberals, so brave and so fine
You just won the House; now it’s your time to shine.
Pelosi’s your Speaker, just follow her lead.
Let her be your teacher and you will succeed.
It’s dark as a dungeon with Donald in there.
The only thing shining, his bright yellow hair.
Enriching himself is his one simple goal.
It’s dark as a dungeon deep down in his soul.
Trump told us he wants to keep Mexicans out.
He cares not a whit for the laws he will flout.
Supporting the Russians’ Afghanistan fling,
Trump sang all the words Putin told him to sing.
It’s dark as a dungeon with Donald in there.
The only thing shining, his bright yellow hair.
The Donald’s dug himself a really deep hole
And he won’t stop digging; he lacks self-control.
A new age is coming. We see the sunshine.
To brighten our nation, stuck deep in a mine.
Might Trump be indicted for all he has done?
If so, then he’ll tell us, “Well, I’m the first one!”
It’s dark as a dungeon with Donald in there.
The only thing shining, his bright yellow hair.
When Trump faces women who exercise power
And Democrat sunlight, then new life will flower.