Donald at the Bat – Day 715, parody to Dark As A Dungeon by Merle Travis

Day 715

(May be sung to Dark As a Dungeon by Merle Travis)

 

Come all you young liberals, so brave and so fine

You just won the House; now it’s your time to shine.

Pelosi’s your Speaker, just follow her lead.

Let her be your teacher and you will succeed.

 

It’s dark as a dungeon with Donald in there.

The only thing shining, his bright yellow hair.

Enriching himself is his one simple goal.

It’s dark as a dungeon deep down in his soul.

 

Trump told us he wants to keep Mexicans out.

He cares not a whit for the laws he will flout.

Supporting the Russians’ Afghanistan fling,

Trump sang all the words Putin told him to sing.

 

It’s dark as a dungeon with Donald in there.

The only thing shining, his bright yellow hair.

The Donald’s dug himself a really deep hole

And he won’t stop digging; he lacks self-control.

 

A new age is coming.  We see the sunshine.

To brighten our nation, stuck deep in a mine.

Might Trump be indicted for all he has done?

If so, then he’ll tell us, “Well, I’m the first one!”

 

It’s dark as a dungeon with Donald in there.

The only thing shining, his bright yellow hair.

When Trump faces women who exercise power

And Democrat sunlight, then new life will flower.