Day 710

 (May be sung to the melody of the Mexican Hat Dance)

The Donald says undocumented

Brown immigrants must be prevented

From coming and joining the workforce.

But Trump himself hires them—of course!

He gives all these workers fake green cards

So they can cut grass in his yards.

He gives them fake papers

While in the newspapers

He says to hire more border guards.

Standard stuff,

Trump talks tough,

But, as usual, it’s only a bluff.

Will Donald Trump face prosecution?

Will his base grant him absolution?

We know that Trump cannot be trusted.

It’s no surprise Donald was busted.