The Donald likes to brag of his negotiating skills.
He’s earned a reputation for not paying all his bills.
Though you may have a contract, chances are, you won’t get paid.
But, we hear Donald pays full price to ladies he has laid.
We’ve read that he has paid his girls a hundred K a poke,
In fact, it’s even more than that: a hundred K, no joke.
And who was helping Trump when he made such an awful deal?
Mike Cohen and a guy named Pecker. (Yes, that name is real.)
A Pecker paying for the Playmate Donald’s pecker poked,
Mike Cohen covered Stormy; Trump’s accountant nearly croaked.
SDNY and Mueller both say these were felonies, (1)
Election fraud that seems to be a GOP disease.
Now Trump, who first denied it, said it’s just a private deal.
And, that’s been his position since Mike Cohen chose to squeal.
Are Trump and his associates a family of crooks?
You’d be forgiven if you said, “Well, that’s sure how it looks.”
(1) SDNY, The Feds at the Southern District of New York