Day 1443, The Sex Life of Covid 19
Mutation and selection: that’s what Charlie Darwin said.
And Covid 19 knows it; it’s in books you should have read.
The virus just wants to survive and can’t be blamed for that.
Mutations broaden host range, so it’s not stuck in a bat.
The virus likes to reproduce; that’s just like me and you.
And it tries everybody, like a lot of swingers do.
And it is quite promiscuous; it does it in a crowd
But won’t attend a masked ball where it knows it’s not allowed.
The virus doesn’t like to kill; that’s just an accident,
It shows “depraved indifference;” you’d say it’s negligent.
Infecting everybody, young and old, a real pervert,
Creates a chance for accidents: somebody will get hurt.
And now, new mutants have evolved; that should be no surprise.
There’s even beastiality; the prospect horrifies.
Some mink farms are infected; what will our rich ladies do?
Of more infectious mutants, Darwin says, “Well, I told you.”