Day 1408, Pardon Me
Now Trump is leaving office and we hear
He’s pardoning his cronies for misdeeds.
His pardons will enhance their Christmas cheer
But not for Democrats, ‘til he concedes.
The first name that we’ve heard is General Flynn.
We’ve seen him dining right at Putin’s side.
His treachery was near a mortal sin;
When questioned, he admitted that he lied.
Most interesting, will Trump take pen in hand
And try to pardon himself for his crimes?
If he does that, will judges let it stand?
It’s just another sign of Trumpist Times.
So, we’ll see Donald take his sharpie pen.
How many crooks will he save from the pen?