Donald at the Bat – Day 1082, It Hits the Fan

Day 1082, It Hits the Fan


Multiple turds have just hit the fan;

A centipede’s dropping its shoes.

Iraquis have just voted to ban

All American troops, says the news.


Iran just said the nuclear deal,

Just like poor Soleimani, is dead.

No cooler heads to whom to appeal,

Flames of a war, instead being fed.


Trump has just said we won’t leave Iraq

Until all our expenses are paid.

Iraquis might ask, “Why pay you back?

“For we did not ask you to invade.”


Election year, will there be a war?

Will impeachment continue apace?

Impeachment and war, will Trump’s hard core

Reconsider their man’s state of grace?