Donald at the Bat – Day 1073, Doo Dah (parody to ‘Camptown Races’)

Day 1073, Doo Dah (1) 


Lindsey Graham sings this song.  Doo dah, doo dah,

Donald Trump can do no wrong.  Oh, doo dah day.

He’s a sycophant like Pence.  Doo dah, doo dah.

Won’t consider evidence.  Oh, doo dah day.


Donald tweets all night,

Breaks the rules all day.

Who cares what he asked Ukraine?

Lindsey says, “OK.”


Trump’s impeached and in a jam.  Doo dah, doo dah.

Senate trial will be a sham.  Oh, doo dah day.

Mitch says he will not be fair.  Doo dah, doo dah.

Who cares what evidence is there?  Oh, doo dah day.


Donald breaks the law,

Lies and cheats all day.

Who cares what he asked Ukraine?

Mitch says, “That’s OK.”


Now, what will John Roberts do?  Doo dah, doo dah.

Mitch just told us all, “Screw you.”  Oh, doo dah day.

Can Mitch be disqualified?  Doo dah, doo dah.

Lindsey Graham, by his side?  Oh, doo dah day.


Donald works for Vlad.

Mitch won’t make him pay.

Trump asked Ukraine, “Help me cheat.”

Should that be OK?


(1)  May be sung to “Camptown Races,” by Stephen Foster, 1850.  The original lyrics were in a minstrel show style, mimicking Negro idiom of the day.  They have been altered to more standard English over time.