Donald at the Bat – Day 1048 (no Day 1047), Cut, Cut, Cut

Day 1048, Cut, Cut, Cut 


Trump is cutting back on food stamps

But, “God bless us, every one!”  (1)

Trump has won the “War on Christmas;”

Now, its spirit’s been undone.


Rich folks got a break on taxes;

Humanists all threw a fit.

Now Trump must cut back on welfare

To reduce the deficit.


Trump just cut support for NATO,

One more action, right on cue,

Weakening that western treaty,

Just as Putin wants him to.


Trump won’t help on global warming,

Says the science is a lie.

He likes burning fossil fuels.

(Putin has a huge supply.)


Starve the poor folks; trash the planet

And dump NATO down a well.

All those who thought they could trust us,

Trump just told to go to hell.


So, let’s all say, “Merry Christmas!”

Peace and love and brotherhood.

Just be sure we keep the brown folks

Out of our white neighborhood.


(1)  Tiny Tim, in “A Christmas Carol,” by Charles Dickens, 1843