Vlad Putin touts his nuclear erection,Thus, farting in our general direction. (1)Does he think Trump will win our next electionAnd…
Donald Trump likes Hitler’s rantings but not Kimmel’s joking. (1)And Kimmel’s riposte to Trump’s tweeting left poor Donald choking.Donald Trump…
Trump wants to be a dictator, a word that starts with, “dic.”He’s halfway there already, for Donald acts like a…
Is Donald Trump demented? Listen to his scrambled speech.Have Donald’s brains been scrambled? Has he been injecting bleach?While Trump flirts…
Chorus:Help Trump stay out of jail.Though he is fraudulent.Keep Donald out of jail,Make him the president.Trump must not go to…
When my gametes were both still haploid,Before my sperm and egg had met,Because I had not become diploid,I’d not achieved…
The sun shines bright; Mitch says he is stepping down;Should liberals be happy and gay?He’ll run no more but retire…
“Welcome to the end of (our) democracy.”We heard these words spoken at CPAC last week.Instead, they’re proposing a theocracy.With Donald…
The cookies are missing; who emptied the jar?It had to be Biden; a foul Democrat.Two “Jims” found a witness, who…
Republicans all stand in line to kiss the Donald’s ass,Then register for Tucker Carlson’s Putin-worship class.They’re showing us they don’t…