April 8, Pedophilia?
Republicans charge Democrats with “pedophilia,”
Relying on their base’s bovine coprophilia.
The charges are absurd but their base is not hard to fool.
We’ll see how they react to Margie Greene-style, rabid drool. (1)
A QAnonic fervor is now sweeping through the land,
That Donald, their Redeemer, shall return to take command,
And “J-6” insurrectionists once more unsheathe the sword, (2)
To purify our nation, ‘til we’re all of one accord.
It’s Covid vaccine policy, abortion, CRT,
The faithful must expunge to bring back Donald’s sovereignty.
Forget the devil’s doctrine separating church and state;
The Gospel Of Disinformation says we dare not wait.
A “pedophilic” victory, confirming KBJ;
Three GOP “pro-pedophiles” helped bring the happy day. (3)
So, “pedophiles” or QAnon: where should you cast your lot?
The lines are drawn with many more fierce battles to be fought.
But we all know that Democrats are not pro-pedophile.
The charge was made because it sounds particularly vile.
Perhaps all these Republicans, “protest too much, methinks,” (4)
Attacking thoughts and practices to which their own mind sinks.
- Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted the charge of “pedophilia’ or “pro-pedophilia,” after three Republicans: Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowsky, and Mitt Romney voted to confirm Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court.
- The QAnoners refer to the January 6, 2021 attack on the Capitol as “J-6.”
- Marjorie Taylor Greene, op cit.
- See Hamlet by William Shakespeare, Act III, Scene 2. “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” It is spoken by Queen Gertrude about a character in the “play within a play,” making such excessive assurances that they are almost impossible to believe.