More money, power, prestige, pussy: Trump’s philosophy.
We had him as our leader once, a near catastrophe.
It’s total self-indulgence that we see in Donald’s style.
He preys on those who aren’t too swift, those easy to beguile.

Trump trading cards, Trump coins, Trump steaks, Trump wine: (he doesn’t drink.)
And, now Trump crypto currency, just what is one to think?
Some campaign contributions used to pay his legal bills,
When all these grifts are added up, our ethicists get chills.

A “Trump” watch for a hundred grand—who’d fall for such a scam?
For, even if you had the dough, you’d need a brain exam.
With Donald, everything’s for sale and now he needs the cash.
The way things have been going, the Trump Brand’s about to crash.

Trump hopes that this November, we’ll elect him president.
We know how he’ll abuse his power; he’s his own precedent.
He’ll weaponize his DOJ, just like he did last time,
And prosecute his “enemies,” instead of fighting crime.

Trump always seeks the limelight, wants to stand at center stage.
He thinks newspapers ought to print his name on every page.
He wants to be dictator; he has said so, from day one.
We saw that in Trump’s character, the last time that he won.

And Donald’s view of ladies is they’re mostly A and T.
His treatment of them shows huge flaws in his morality.
And now, a mixed-race woman just might kick Trump in the ass,
Which we know gives him a huge pain, right up in his crevasse.

More money, power, prestige, pussy: that’s all Trump desires.
What can we say then of the folks whom Donald Trump inspires?
What is there that’s commendable in Trump, the narcissist?
We can be certain Donald’s misbehavior will persist.