October 15, Steve Bannon
Now, the House has subpoenaed Steve Bannon;
He’s a classical type of loose cannon,
To come testify
On the “former guy”
And their anti-democracy canon.
He is claiming executive privilege
And will boycott the House’s assemblage.
Trump’s not president,
So all precedent
Says that Steve’s claim has no legal leverage.
He’s inviting a court altercation,
And recommending self-fornication,
Steve Bannon said, “No,”
That Congress could go
Down to roast in eternal damnation.
Will the Democrats rise in high dudgeon
And whack Bannon with their contempt bludgeon?
If so, will he talk?
Or, will he still balk
And then wind up in court for the judgin’?
Now Steve Bannon’s chain needs a good yanking.
If Stevie does not get a good spanking
For thumbing his nose
At Congress, it shows
The fecklessness on which he is banking.
We have to punish Trump’s insurrection.
For, if we don’t change Donald’s direction,
We’ll sink in his sewer.
Beginning the cure,
Let’s detumify Donald’s erection.