If courts want Trump to testify,
Then they must leave him free to lie.
That means no risk of perjury,
For then, Trump’s speech would not be free.
If networks want an interview,
Then, this is what they all must do.
The same rules as for courts apply;
They must leave Donald free to lie.
Chorus:
Liar, liar, pants on fire,
To join the Trumpist, MAGA choir,
Be sure that you take special care,
Put on asbestos underwear.
The networks can’t check Donald’s “facts,”
When he is giving truth the axe.
No quoting things that Trump once said,
Or asking whom he chose to bed.
Has Trump selected JD Vance
For tolerance of flaming pants,
A mind that crafts outrageous tales,
And likes insulting most females?
Chorus: Liar, liar, pants on fire….
Since their campaign is built on lies,
We know that untruths will arise
In each and every thing they say,
When they speak, each and every day.
An interview on Fox TV,
Won’t threaten Donald’s lying spree.
They’ve even spread his lies for him,
(For which the courts have sanctioned them.)
Chorus:
Liar, liar, pants on fire….
So, lying is the Donald’s way
And it is getting worse each day.
There’s nothing he won’t lie about.
Which means, it’s time to throw him out.
Chorus:
Liar, liar, pants on fire,
To join the Trumpist, MAGA choir,
Be sure that you take special care,
Put on asbestos underwear.