The Tariff War’s not going well for Donald, “TACO,” Trump.
Trump Always Chickens Out, “TACO,” so, he looks like a chump.
Trump melted down when he was asked about this name for him.
For he’s expecting all to sing a Donald Trump praise hymn.

Our trading partners ‘round the world have not been backing down.
Trump threatens tariffs; they don’t kneel; they don’t respect his crown.
Trump’s pattern’s well-established; he talks tough, then chickens out,
A taco filled with shredded chicken, plus some Sauerkraut?

One hundred forty five percent, Trump’s Chinese tariff threat.
But I Phones would cost near four grand, so Trump’s threat was reset.
He dropped his threat to thirty and the markets all shot up,
Stocks on a roller coaster ride, anxiety’s pent up.

Does Donald threaten tariffs to put others in his debt?
When other countries do not cringe, then Donald gets upset.
So far, he’s backed down every time or postponed action dates.
When he’s called “Donald, TACO Trump,” his ego just deflates.

Trump sputters and he blusters, full word-salad on display.
The fact he’s getting no respect means somebody must pay.
He knows he’s being laughed at, which a narcissist can’t take.
A bully getting hit right back, Trump crumbles like crumb cake.

A pollo con frijoles TACO, chicken mixed with beans,
It’s street fare down in Mexico; that’s what Trump’s nickname means.
The ridicule which Trump is facing, drives him into rage.
We can’t predict what he will do, with Donald’s mental age.

And Putin’s also treating Trump like he’s beef stroganoff,
Or possibly like Chicken Kiev, Vlad just blows Donald off.
So, Donald, “TACO” Trump is finding no one bends the knee.
El pollo con frijoles taco: baleful tyranny.