When you rule against me, then you’re a bad judge.
I am very well-known for bearing a grudge.
The judges I nominate must rule my way.
If laws are against me, my judges must fudge.

If I commit crimes, rule my way anyway.
For it is your loyalty that I shall weigh.
Be sure I’ll recall when you rule against me.
Your job as a judge is: help my getaway.

To rule against me, is most foul blasphemy.
And you do not want me as your enemy.
My purpose in office is: enrich myself.
More billions are soothing to my infamy.

Thou shalt not serve others; thou shalt serve thyself. (1)
Each person serves only himself or herself.
My purpose in office is just to get rich.
Why should one help others and not help oneself?

Disloyal judges make my hemorrhoids itch.
“Sleazebag” Leonard Leo’s a son of a bitch. (2)
Leo and his Federalist Society’s
Judges turned out to be just a bait and switch.

I value only personal loyalties.
The Federalists gave me left wing bags of sleaze,
Who’ve tried to overrule my will as the king.
To value the law is a mental disease.

What I demand is that my praises shall ring,
And an office decked out in gold leaf and bling.
And, if I’m ruled against by some left-wing judge,
Then, I’ll deal with him like Xi would in Beijing.

(1) This represents Trump’s interpretation of The Beatitudes. Matthew 5: 3-12 and Luke 6: 2023.
(2) Trump called arch conservative Leonard Leo of the Federalist Society, from whose list Trump has been picking judges, a “sleazebag,” in a post on Truth Social, May 30, 2025.