What does Putin have on Trump?
Vladimir tells Trump to jump.
Trump says, “Yes, sir,” then “How high?”
He’s old; he’s fat; but he’ll try.
Putin speaks and Trump obeys,
While he sings the Russian’s praise.

What is Putin’s Kompromat?
Trump with whores that cameras caught?
We know Donald likes to screw.
Was it filmed by Putin’s crew?
Will we hear, “Pee tapes,” again?
Where has Donald’s peepee been?

Or, when Donald’s needed cash,
To fill his depleted stash,
Has he gone to Vladimir
Who tells him, “Be of good cheer?”
Solvency was thus assured;
Kompromat was then insured.

Is it cash or is it whores?
Either one would cause uproars.
Putin’s tools for making deals,
Squeezing Trump until he squeals.
He’s got Donald in a pit,
Where Trump stands in his own shit.

Trump won’t share intelligence,
Leaving Ukraine in suspense.
Vladimir may launch a drone
And Ukraine is left alone
To absorb the drones of death.
Little kids draw their last breath.

So, what Putin’s got on Trump,
What he’s got that makes Trump jump,
Will help him to crush Ukraine,
Then cause Europe further pain.
Donald Trump has bent the knee.
Is it cash or whores or pee?

(1) May be sung as a dirge to Rock of Ages, by Augustus Toplady. The first complete version was published in 1776 and has been revised by many different authors several times since.