There’s a picture of Trump in the Kremlin.
It says, “Employee of the Year.”
And it wasn’t put there by some gremlin,
It’s real; Donald’s service is clear.

Putin could not have hired someone better
To sit or lie down on command.
Donald’s loyal as an Irish Setter,
Obeying each Putin demand.

Putin’s drunk so much champagne, he’s groggy;
His minions are happily drunk.
Donald Trump is now Vladimir’s doggy,
(At home, Trump resembles a skunk.)

Donald’s openly aiding the Russians
By “pausing” all aid to Ukraine.
Throughout Europe, that’s had repercussions,
That Trump is pro-Putin is plain.

And meanwhile, here at home, Trump’s attacking
Our government, cuts everywhere.
Elon Musk, with his DOGE group, is sacking
All Federal employees; beware!

Elon chainsaws a path of destruction
Through agencies Trump doesn’t like.
And it looks like Musk’s only instruction
Is, “Put lots of heads on a spike.”

There’s a picture of Donald Trump smiling
While held on a leash by the Tsar,
Vladimir is expert at beguiling,
For Putin is Donald’s North Star.