As Donald and Elon both haul out their schlong,
Comparing their sizes, how thick and how long,
When we see which one has the long or short staff,
We will not know whether to cry or to laugh.

A battle involving two tyrannosaurs,
(Each ranking himself with the great carnivores,)
Smart mammals should know to get out of the way,
Lest we all get soaked with their foul fan blade spray.

We’ll watch Trump go after Elon’s companies.
And Elon will point out the Trump felonies.
Then Trump will try cancelling SpaceX contracts.
And Elon will bring up the Epstein Files facts. (1)

Two predators up at the food chain apex:
The fallout from which might be rather complex,
Will wreck the environment where we reside.
It’s wise for small mammals to not take a side.

Trump’s White House, for sale, (he is in real estate.)
We’re seeing who buys his way through the front gate.
Right wing politics is a big money sport.
Now Elon looks elsewhere to buy more support.

When dinosaurs stomp, smaller mammals get bashed,
Stay out of the way, or you risk getting smashed.
Let them bite and stomp, while they’re swinging their tails,
While we watch on TV to see who prevails.

A meteorite wiped the dinosaurs out.
(The Chicxulub strike: we have all read about.) (2)
A similar strike now would kill us all too.
I’d like to survive; I don’t know about you.

Recall that Elon wants to blast off to space.
And Donald Trump’s goal is to rule every place.
Here’s a way to rid us of these dinosaurs.
Let us all agree to send them both to Mars.

(1) Jeffrey Epstein was a wealthy financier and child sex offender who died, supposedly of suicide, while in jail. Musk has said that Donald’s sexual offences are part of the Epstein file (along with other luminaries.)
(2) About 66 million years ago, a 6-mile-wide meteorite struck just north of today’s Yucatan peninsula, near the Chicxulub pueblo, causing a world-wide catastrophe which spelled the end of the age of the dinosaurs.