February 8, The Balloon and Other Gas
We just shot down a Chinese spy balloon.
Republicans all sang a doomsday tune.
They say that Joe was weak
To let it peek all week
And they expect Joe’s resignation soon.
Balloons spied thrice when Trump was president.
And he did nothing at each incident.
Did Xi think he could peek,
Since Joe was just as weak?
It seems that Xi was overconfident.
And in Congressional news….
Now, Ilhan Omar’s off Foreign Affairs,
To show us all how much McCarthy cares
For feelings of the Jews,
So, why does he excuse
“Space laser” Greene when her Jew hatred flares?
Swalwell and Schiff are off Intelligence,
For Trump’s impeachment a just recompense?
McCarthy sold his soul
He’s dug himself a hole
Kowtowing to his Trumpist audience.
With Kevin, right wing craziness ballooned;
The instruments of government detuned.
The craziness they wreak
Makes Kevin’s bladder leak
As all his Speaker’s powers have been pruned.
Republican lawmakers release gas
Along with bovine feces, crude and crass.
Put it in a balloon
And send it to Kowloon,
They’ll dare not pop it as they watch it pass.