The DOGE boys heading in, spreading through town,
Rocking and knocking the bureaucrats down,
Clearing them out as they’re moving aroun’,
Ominous storm clouds for the nation.

It’s the MAGAt and Muskrat runaway train.
Huffing and puffing and bringing the pain.
It’s Elon’s DOGE boys all coming in
To punch Deep Staters right on the chin.

Doin’ that MAGAt, Muskrat Ramble jive.
Be very wary when they arrive,
Your position may not survive.
All together now, join in the MAGAt, Muskrat Ramble throng.

Feel the beat of the MAGAt, Rambling Muskrat song
As the DOGE rambles along,
Bureaucrats’ shorts are turning brown
While Elon Musk’s DOGE boys are parading through town.

Instrumental break

Feel the anxiety spreading through town.
Hacking and hewing the Deep Staters down.
Musk’s DOGE boys are really his own private gang
Who sing the same song that Trump’s 1-6 gang sang.

Firing the bureaucrats: who will survive?
On pins and needles as Musk’s rats arrive,
Causing fear and trembling throughout the land.
Just what Project 2025 planned.

This won’t be just a one-night stand.
All together now, do you want to join the happy, Trumpist throng?
Feel the beat of that MAGAt, Rambling, Muskrat song
As Musk’s rats ramble along.

(1) This may be sung to Dean Martin’s version of “The Muskrat Ramble,” an instrumental jazz tune composed by Louis Armstrong. There is more than one set of lyrics. The original lyrics were written by Edward Ory and Ray Gilbert.