Trump’s genital affinity, praising Arnold Palmer’s schlong,
Reveals his insecurity, wishing his own were as long.
Do long schlongs show virility, and prove that a man is strong?
Well, no, in actuality, Trump has manhood strength all wrong.

When women are just A and T, here to serve the Donald’s prong,
Distorting masculinity, Trumpists like to sing this song.
As Trump eschews propriety, (and his minions go along,)
Behold the MAGA deity; and all those who join his throng!

Chorus:
Donald, Donald, with your willy hidden ‘neath your belly fat,
Your word salad speech sounds silly, but your base seems to buy that.

Stormy Daniels saw Trump’s peepee and the thought haunts her today.
Even when she’s feeling sleepy, bad dreams will not go away.
E. Jean Carroll thinks Trump’s creepy; she could not hold him at bay.
But she isn’t quite so weepy, for her lawyer made Trump pay.

Chorus:
Donald, Donald, with your weenie hidden ‘neath your belly fat,
Are you hoping for a genie to restiffen your old bat?

This campaign, Trump took on Harris, female, black, on top of that,
Although Kamala would harass, lies and insults knocked her flat.
The ogre in a fairy tale, acting like a spoiled brat,
Despite all that, Trump did prevail. Voters’ judgement went “kersplat.”

Chorus:
Donald, was your narcissism assuaged by your victory?
Will our vote for despotism, be condemned by history?