August 5, Three Fat Guys
His chickens have come home to roost.
The arrows of justice were loosed.
Now Jones has to pay
For lying each day
And all of the pain he produced.
His ethics and morals unkempt,
Steve Bannon was charged with contempt.
Excuses fell short,
Convicted in court,
Although he claimed he was exempt.
Orban just addressed the CPAC.
And liberals were taken aback.
To standing applause,
He made clear his cause:
To clear out the brown and the black.
Are sychophants starting to snitch?
And make Donald Trump start to twitch?
Does he feel a probe
Inside his bathrobe?
That’s making his hemorrhoids itch?
Three Fat Guys
Three fat guys: Jones, Bannon, and Trump,
Whose ethics belong in the dump,
Could all overeat
Because they all cheat.
On prison fare, they may deplump.