“I run the country and the world,” says Trump, the narcissist. (1)
Is he possessed, hallucinating? Call an exorcist?
Did Vladimir and Xi agree? Did they tell Trump, “OK?”
Or did Donald issue a premature communique?

We know that Donald has an ego. How it’s aggrandized!
His critics think of cancer which has now metastasized.
Trump cannonballed into the pool with an enormous splash.
Do you think Donald Trump believes all his own balderdash?

Does Donald really run the world or…. give the world “the runs?”
It seems like more and more we are a place the whole world shuns.
We’ve learned that Donald trusts his gut; it seems the world does not.
When Donald speaks, our former allies all race for the pot.

If one man gets to rule the world, is Trump whom we would choose?
Were any other countries given a chance to refuse?
Trump’s given to hyperbole, in other words, bullshit.
When Donald makes assertions, truth may be the opposite.

Before Trump goes to bring peace in both Gaza and Ukraine,
Just look at what he’s done at home; so far, he’s just caused pain.
In just three months, he’s made a mess and watched his ratings fall.
Should Donald prove himself at home before he runs it all?

So, Donald says he runs the world while failing here at home.
Descriptions of his frauds and crimes now fill a legal tome.
A lot of claims that Donald makes turn out to be nonsense.
Aren’t we obliged to warn the world of Trump’s incompetence?

With tariffs, DOGE, high prices, legal losses, market slump,
Does it make sense to put the whole world under Donald Trump?
We’re treading sewage here at home in Donald’s septic tank.
The whole world watches on TV, and they know whom to thank.

(1) The Washington Post, April 28, 2025, quote from an interview with Trump. But, as Colin Jost, the SNL “news anchor” pointed out: Trump was elected to run America like a business, but not like a Trump business.