It hurts Donald’s feelings when he is criticized,
Especially offends him when he’s satirized.
Trump’s suing everybody who won’t kiss his ass,
Demanding all his critics must be penalized.

Trump demands inhaling when he is passing gas,
With everybody’s noses deep in his crevasse.
Donald’s vengeful tariffs have caused a crazy mess.
All trade agreements worldwide are at an impasse.

Criticism here at home, Trump wants to suppress.
And global trade agreements are under duress.
The simple explanation: Trump’s a narcissist.
He needs to be worshipped; and all must acquiesce.

Every autocrat’s an enormous egotist.
Donald wants to be one; so far, the courts resist
Because the Constitution stands in Donald’s way.
He still won’t relent. Why? Ask a psychiatrist.

A worldwide upheaval; that is the price we pay
For our foolish voting on last Election Day.
Re-electing Donald was gross stupidity.
So now, how far will Trumpists let their Savior stray?

Donald Trump’s malfeasance is such absurdity:
So thoughtless, lacking ethics or morality.
Trump cannot be astonished that he’s criticized.
All he cares about is his own celebrity.