Some Trumpists are upset with Biden
And laws with which they were collidin’.
They shit on the floor
Of a corridor
In Congress with Mike Pence presidin’. (1)

As Congress certified the election
Of Biden, (therefore Trump’s rejection.)
Trump’s MAGAts attacked,
A criminal act,
Which gave Donald Trump an erection.

Policemen fought with Trumpists smashing,
And tried to stop Trump’s minions crashing
The Capitol’s doors
And shitting on floors
And some police died from the bashing.

Now, Donald’s proposing rewarding
His MAGAts for 1-6 cavorting.
He pardoned those jailed,
Although they had failed,
They all obeyed Donald’s exhorting.

So, Trump’s DOJ is hijacking
Tax money to pay for ransacking
All those who would dare
Call Biden’s win fair.
The Congress, Trump said, needed whacking.

The raiders in Donald’s eruption,
Which led to the House floor disruption,
May all now get paid
For parts that they played
In Trump’s clear and present corruption.

Trump’s paying off folks, who were loyal,
Rewarded for thinking he’s royal.
He risks a jail cell,
Perhaps fires of hell?
While ethicists retch and recoil.

It doesn’t take much erudition
To see that Trump’s lacking contrition.
Don’t make him exempt
For his coup attempt.
It’s clear he is funding sedition.

(1) The January 6, 2021 attack on the Capitol, where Congress was in session,
certifying the results of the November, 2020 election, is a day that will live
in infamy. The crowd chanted, “Hang Mike Pence, hang Mike Pence,” for
the crime of doing his Constitutional duty.