I thought that Trump did not like dogs but he sure screwed the pooch.
Since Donald doesn’t drink, we cannot blame this mess on “hooch.”
The “deal” that Donald Trump just struck concedes all to Iran.
Our “Emperor” wears not a stitch, a naked, brainless man.

Obama’s JCPOA had been worked out before.
The Hormuz Strait was open until Trump began the war.
And now Trump says he’ll get Iran to open it again.
There’s no way anyone can say this constitutes a “win.”

Since Donald is obsessed with power, you’d think that he’d act strong.
He claims that he is always right; was he wrong all along?
But if the truth shows Trump is weak, then don’t believe a thing.
Whatever Donald says, no need to treat him like a king.

The world’s G7 leaders all have had a look at him.
He wandered aimlessly around, no vigor and no vim.
Our NATO partners sadly learned, as allies, we are gone.
It isn’t worth it anymore to kowtow to the Don.

Obama sent negotiators with some expertise
In statecraft and in physics and committed to world peace.
But Donald sent his son in law, and one from real estate.
What were they both supposed to know? We’re free to speculate.

Now, let’s get back to Donald and the pooch that he just screwed,
Decisions based on Dow Jones numbers and the markets’ mood.
He’d tweet something and then watch how the markets would react.
Gas prices rose and markets slid and Donald signed the pact

Trump’s deal on the Reflecting Pool is looking much the same.
Green algae grow; blue paint peels off; Trump’s also lost that game.
A great negotiator, that’s what Donald claims he is.
The evidence that we’ve all seen, says this kid is no whiz.

So, ancient organisms and some sloppy, no-bid work,
And losing to an ancient empire, show Trump’s handiwork.
If one described Trump in one word, it is “incompetence,”
Perhaps from narcissism miring him in impotence.