October 18, JD Vance as President?

If Trump is elected and can’t last four years,
Our nation will suffer the sum of all fears.
For Trump’s VP, Vance will become president
And that will be music to rich fascist ears.

If Vance takes the throne, we can be confident
That Thiel and Musk will count their money well-spent. (1)
And “childless cat ladies” will all moan and wail,
And Democrats will all be forced to repent.

It isn’t far-fetched to think Donald may fail,
For he has dementia and he’s out on bail.
Convictions and judgements are now piling high.
As Donald goes crazy and maybe to jail.

Is Vance calculating his time’s drawing nigh
When he will no longer just have to stand by?
For, if Trump’s deposed, JD will be crowned,
And he’ll tell democracy a sad “Goodbye.”

For JD is younger, and he’s clearly bound
To get Trump’s autocracy up off the ground.
A new Inquisition may be in his plan, (2)
All aspects of freedom may soon come unwound.

How will we react if the shit hits the fan
And Vance makes it clear he’s intending to ban
Not only abortion but all birth control,
To throw female freedoms into the trashcan?

It seems that JD shares the Comstock Act’s goal (3)
To ban birth control, though we know every poll,
And special election shows our nation’s will
Supports women’s freedom of body and soul.

While Vance on the throne gives all liberals a chill,
Rich fascists that back Vance are feeling a thrill,
He’ll be more effective than Trump’s bitter pill,
In killing democracy; this is no drill.

(1) Peter Thiel and Elon Musk. Look them up.
(2) The Spanish Inquisition, 1478-1834, was established by the Catholic Church to eliminate heresy and particularly to detect and punish Jews who had supposedly converted to Catholicism but, in secret, continued to practice their Jewish faith.
(3) The Comstock Act of 1873 was an act by Congress that, among other things, besides banning abortion, declared that even information about birth control was “obscene.”