November 14, The MAGAt Midterm Blues (parody of Steve’s own ‘Lower G.I. Blues on CD)

November 14, The MAGAt Midterm Blues (1)

 

I woke up this morning; the Senate was gone.

And Fox News is blaming it all on the Don.

Though too close for comfort, we saw the House flip.

And that means that McCarthy may now gain the speakership.

 

I’ve got the Donald Trumpist, MAGAt, midterm blues.

The Democrats are crowing on the news.

The Big Lie was a stupid thing to use.

I’ve got the Donald Trumpist, MAGAt, loser blues.

 

Impeaching Joe Biden, for what, we don’t know,

And banning abortion look like a no go.

And investigations of Garland and Wray,

Could do us much more damage with what these two have to say.

 

I’ve got the Donald Trumpist, MAGAt, midterm blues….

 

We won’t pass a budget; we won’t pay our bills.

We’ll hamstring progressives, give AOC chills.

If Donald’s indicted, we’ll stir up his base,

But Trump might get convicted; Merrick Garland’s got a case.

I’ve got the Donald Trumpist, MAGAt, midterm blues….

 

We know we can’t govern with Jordans and Greenes.

McCarthy can’t handle their craziness genes.

And, if we can’t govern, then we’ll lose again,

‘Cause bending over for the Donald ain’t the way to win.

 

I’ve got the Donald Trumpist, MAGAt, midterm blues.

The Democrats are crowing on the news.

The Big Lie was a stupid thing to use.

I’ve got the Donald Trumpist, MAGAt, loser blues.

 

  • May be sung to the “Lower GI Blues,” by Stephen Baird and the Galapagos Mountain Boys, on the CD, “Water on Mars,” Scientific Gospel Productions, 2003. This tune deals with the medical reality of what Kevin McCarthy faces metaphorically.